$12,345 · Coffin Confessor

Are you knocking on deaths door? We all are really, some just get a better idea of when. I want to lend you my voice. To go to the funeral or graveside and reveal the secrets you want loved ones to know. This may be good news or bad even funny for the recipients but in death, through me you will have the last say. My fee is up front as you won't need the cash where your going... and I'm not fighting family or explaining why to them. ... once hired your words are final. Available anywhere in Nova Scotia.